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- chuck norris has a diary, it is called the guinness book of world records.
- chuck norris can dribble a bowling ball.
- chuck norris won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
- when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.
- bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw chuck norris walking in the mountains.
- when chuck norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
- ghosts tell chuck norris stories at the campfire.
- when chuck norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
- chuck norris made a happy meal cry.
- chuck norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
- chuck norris wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
- the dinosaurs looked at chuck norris the wrong way once. you know what happened to them.
- time waits for no man. unless that man is chuck norris.
- chuck norris once climbed mt. everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
- chuck norris' calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd. no one fools chuck norris.
- chuck norris found the last digit of pi.
- chuck norris has counted to infinity more than once.
- chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
- when chuck norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- when chuck norris was in middle school, his english teacher assigned an essay: "what is courage?" he received an a+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
- voldemort refers to chuck norris as ‘you know who’.